Alisa presents 12 cucumber pro's:
Average cucumber length is 18 cm.
Cucumber keeps hard at for 1 week as a minimum.
Cucumber will not tell you that the size doesn't matter.
You can touch the cucumber in teh supermarket to make sure it is hard.
At any age you can get a fresh cucumber if you feel like it.
You can go anywhere with a cucumber.
Cucumber doesn't care if you are a virgin or not.
Cucumber doesn't need to be satisfied.
You can have as many cucumbers as you like, even at the same time.
You can also eat the cucumber if you want.
Cucumbers never eat and drink everything what's in the fridge.
Cucumber will not run away from you to another woman, or man, or even to another cucumber.
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